Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump

Santa in bmw at Petrol Pump:"
5 Rupaiye Ka petrol daal do.."
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Pump wala (gusse me):" Itna
sara petrol
dalwa ke kahaan jana hai ???
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Santa:" Jaana kahi nahi hai
pagle,
Hum to aise hi paise udaate
hai"..

ye tshirt ulti krke press kar dena.

Ram-ye tshirt ulti krke press kar dena.
3
din bad
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ram- tshirt press ho gayi?
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Dhobi-
kaise hoti? 3 din se mujse ulti he nahi hui.. :)

Santa: My wife died yesterday..

Santa: My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry but tears are not coming, what to do?
Banta: Imagine she is Back...

Foot foot kar roya bechara... :)

Dimaagh Ko Hila Dene Wala Puzzle ..

Dimaagh Ko Hila Dene Wala Puzzle ..

Ek Dukaan Wala Ek Chocolate 1 Rs.
Mein Deta
Hai ,
Aur Aap Chocoate KE 3 Khaali
Packets De Kar 1
Chocolate
Free Le Sakte Hain...
Agar Aap KE Paas 15 Rs. Hain Toh
Aap Kitne
Chocolates Kha Sakte
Hain ...??????????
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